STRATHCLYDE UNIVERSITY
HOCKEY CLUB
Men's BUCS
Name: Andrew Black
Position: Forward - BUCS 1st XI Captain
Current club: Hillhead
Chat rating: A mystery
Quarters rating: On the end of many a spook
Most likely to: 'Almost' score
Least likely to: Play Hillhead 1XI
Name: Harry Godfrey
Position: Defence
Current club: Kelburne
Chat rating: He's in there somewhere
Quarters rating: Classic Wednesday boy
Most likely to: Make a rash call
Least likely to: Throw a party
Name: Ross "Baby Monkey" Milner
Position: Midfield - Treasurer
Current club: Hillhead
Chat rating: Top drawer
Quarters rating: Moans
Most likely to: Have a 4 week plan
Least likely to: Complete 4 week plan
Name: Grant Scott
Position: Keeper
Current club: Clydesdale
Chat rating: Insecure
Quarters rating: lol
Most likely to: Be inexperienced
Least likely to: Control himself
Name: Daniel "Banter Sponge" Cain
Position: Defence
Current club: Clydesdale
Chat rating: Idiot
Quarters rating: Unknown
Most likely to: Have a poor profile picture
Least likely to: Join in
Name: Nikki "Milk" Homfry
Position: Defence
Current club: Western
Chat rating: Silent but deadly
Quarters rating: Refer to the rulebook
Most likely to: Enjoy tourist attractions
Least likely to: Not pull on the hearstrings
Name: Robbie Miller
Position: Midfield
Current club: Western
Chat rating: Too much
Quarters rating: Aye right
Most likely to: Have some story to relate to the current convo
Least likely to: Know when to stop