STRATHCLYDE UNIVERSITY
HOCKEY CLUB
Men's 2nd XI
Name: Liam 'Turbo Jr' Turbet
Joined: 2012
Goals: 1
Position: Midfield/Forward
Previous Club: Irvine
Chat Rating: Solid
Quarters Rating: Learning
Most likely to: Shout his own name
Least likely to: Dress poorly
Name: Ollie Burton
Joined: 2010
Goals: 35
Position: Midfield - Club Captain
Previous club: Dragged into the sport!
Chat rating: Keen bean
Quarters rating: Had a good start
Most likely to: Get caught red handed
Least likely to: Make it in time...
Name: Andrew Allan
Joined: 2011
Goals: 3
Position: Forward
Previous club: Newbie
Chat rating: Quiet One
Quarters rating: Improving
Most likely to: Operate under the radar
Least likely to: Attend an entire social
Name: Ex Teamboy 2012 aka Fraser Walker
Joined: 2012
Clean Sheets: 3
Goals: 4
Position: Keeper/Forward
Previous Club: Bon Accord MBC
Chat rating: Devious
Quarters Rating: Not worth watching
Most likely to: Evade czech police
Least likely to: Be quiet
Name: Cameron Young
Joined: 2011/2012
Goals: 4
Position: Midfield
Previous Club: Clydesdale
Chat Rating: Entertaining
Quarters Rating: Not quite there yet
Most likely to: Be a fresher again
Least likely to: Play a full season
Name: Michael MacIntyre
Joined: 2012
Goals: 0
Position: Defence
Previous Club: Clydesdale
Chat Rating: Unbearable
Quarters Rating: Thinks hes better than he is
Most likely to: Be given a timeout
Least likely to: Get the hint
Name: Sam Edwards
Joined: 2012
Clean Sheets: 1
Position: Keeper -2nd XI Captain
Previous Club:
Chat Rating: Aggressive
Quarters Rating: Mediocre
Most likely to: Whinge
Least likely to: Respect freshers
Name: Ralph Wiseman
Joined: 2012
Goals: 2
Position: Midfield/Forward - Formal Social
Previous club: Ayr
Chat rating: Sleazy
Quarters rating: Not one to watch
Most likely to: Chat you up
Least likely to: Use his freezer for the right reasons
Name: Scott Hay
Joined: 2010
Goals: 2
Position: Defence/Midfield - 2nd XI Vice Captain
Previous club: Dunfermline Carnegie
Chat rating: Long-winded
Quarters rating: One good night
Most likely to: Become an attacker mid-game
Least likely to: Get a haircut
Name: Ruairidh McCustard
Joined: 2011
Goals:
Position: Forward/Midfield
Previous Club: Ayr
Chat Rating: Sorry whats that...?
Quarters Rating: Only good on the union tables...
Most likely to: Awkwardly join in
Least likely to: Have somewhere to sleep
Name: Iain Hay
Joined: 2013
Goals: -1
Position: Defence
Previous club: Dunfermline Carnegie
Chat rating: Head in the clouds
Quarters rating: Trier
Most likely to: Fall asleep on the dancefloor
Least likely to: Sell you a puppy
Name: Fraser Reid
Joined: 2013
Goals: 0
Position: Foward
Previous club: Swimming
Chat Rating: Persistant
Quarters rating: Absent, too busy with the girls
Most Likely to: Serenade you over snapchat
Least Likely to: Give up on a challenge
Name: Alex Brock
Joined: 2013
Goals: 0
Position: Midfield
Previous club:
Chat Rating: Motor-mouth
Quarters rating: Is it a game?
Most Likely to: Seperate from the pack
Least Likely to: Tell a story once
Name: Andrew Melton
Joined: 2013
Goals: 0
Position: Midfield/Foward
Previous club:
Chat Rating: Dire
Quarters rating: One of the worst we've seen
Most Likely to: Lose all of his possessions
Least Likely to: Sustain an hour of drinking
Name: Finlay Fisher
Joined: 2013
Goals: -1
Position: Midfield/Forward - Social
Previous club: Rugby
Chat Rating: Crazy laugh
Quarters rating: On the way up
Most Likely to: Be in a domestic
Least Likely to: Score