STRATHCLYDE UNIVERSITY
HOCKEY CLUB
Name: Ben Connolly
Joined: 2010
Goals: 5
Position: Forward
Previous Club: Annadale
Chat rating: Sleazy at best
Quarters rating: Fresher Standard
Most likely to: Seduce one of the students
Least likely to: Get along with english freshers
Men's 1st XI
Name: Hugh Cruickshank
Joined: 2012
Goals: 6
Position: Forward - 1st XI Captain
Previous club: Aberdeen Grammar
Chat rating: Slurred
Quarters rating: Dangerous
Most likely to: Be in denial
Least likely to: Remember
Name: Ex-Teambai 2011 aka Gordie Cromie
Joined: 2011
Goals: 1
Position: Defence
Previous Club: Banbridge
Chat rating: Blunt
Quarters rating: Talks a big game
Most likely to: Get beat up by a girl
Least likely to: Make it rain
Name: Alan Bloomer
Joined: 2009
Goals: 20
Position: Midfield/Defence - Fitness Coordinator
Previous club: He played hurling!!
Chat rating: Hurling
Quarters rating: More of a spectator!
Most likely to: Be good at any sport
Least likely to: Play Quarters
Name: Raymond Abery
Joined: 2010
Goals: 13
Position: Midfield
Previous club: Portugal....
Chat rating: Google Translate
Quarters rating: Talks the Talk!
Most likely to: Lie
Least likely to: Do a circuit in fitness
Name: Suave
Joined: 2012
Goals: 6
Position: Midfield/Forward
Previous Club: Falkirk GHG
Chat Rating: Saladfingers
Quarters Rating: Stylish
Most likely to: Tickle you
Least likely to: Be understood
Name: Scott Simpson
Joined: 2010
Goals:
Position: Forward
Previous club: Gordonians
Chat rating: Good first impression. Bad second impression.
Quarters rating: Takes a pint like a champ
Most likely to: Visit Sandyford
Least likely to: Be quiet
Name: Nathan "Dobby" Brien
Joined: 2013
Goals:
Position: Midfield - BUCS 2nd X! Captain
Previous club: Mossley
Chat rating: Dobby is a free elf
Quarters rating: Can hold down a pint
Most likely to: Go full dobby
Least likely to: Care
Name: Jonny Barlow aka Sieve
Joined: 2013
Goals:
Position: Keeper - Tour Organiser
Previous club: Kelburne
Chat rating: What's your beef?
Quarters rating: Flukey
Most likely to: Morse code
Least likely to: Get the hint
Name: Murrary Hendrick
Joined: 2013
Goals:
Position: Midfield
Previous club: Inverleith
Chat Rating: Tbc
Quarters rating: Nothing special
Most Likely to: Avoid a night out
Least Likely to: Visit Spyro's lair
Name: Tom Brawley (T-Train)
Joined: 2010
Goals:
Position: Defence/Midfield/Forward
Previous club: MBC
Chat rating: Refined
Quarters rating: Fairly decent, for Tommy
Most likely to: Crush a man's hand
Least likely to: Be rude
Name: Colin Forsyth
Joined: 2013
Goals:
Position: Defence - Secretary
Previous club: Ayr
Chat Rating: Cayoot
Quarters rating: Meh
Most Likely to: Be banned from the union
Least Likely to: Contain himself